Topp fem skilt!

I løpet av min lille reise har jeg sett noen morsomme skilt hengende rundt omkring. Her er mine fem favorittskilt:

1. 1. (hengende på hostellet Oasis i Granada, Nicaragua):
   Dear guests. Nicaragua is experiencing an ENERGY-CRISIS. The whole country at different times is without electricity and/or water. Electricity is generated here by burning oil. Welcome to the 3rd world!
   

2. (hengende på hotellet/hostellet Mayflower i Puerto Escondido, Mexico):
Don't go at night on the beaches (esp. Zicatela). You may be robbed by the police. Also, leaving nightclubs. Be careful

3. (hengende på toalettet på en restaurant i Puerto Escondido, Mexico):
- Por higiene – Le recomendamos lavarse las manos antes de comer
På norsk: For hygienen anbefaler vi at man vasker hendene sine før man spiser

4. (hengende på Plaza Vieja i gamlebyen i Havanna, Cuba):
Viva Fidel 80 más
På norsk: Leve Fidel 80 år til (... ikkesant?)

5. (hengende på badet på hostellet Jungle Party i Antigua, Guatemala):
Eight ways to donate your shoes to charity (noen utvalgte punkter):
2: Don't cheat on me. No overnight visitors... My home is not a brothel.
3: Keep me beautiful. Let me have my beauty sleep. Be considerate and shut your fucking mouth at night.
5: Limit the morning's entertainment. Only girls can walk nearly naked between the bathroom and the bedrooms.
7: Keep me in business. Don't keep or take drugs in my home. The authorities will close me down immediately and you will end up in a room with bars.